Tiger
Tiger
Tiger

Am I the only one sick and tired of Tiger, his wife and his many girltoys?

Lawd have mercy... I am tired of Tiger...he is not the first high powered athlete to cheat and he damn sure wont be the last. I mean i am not shocked...look at who he hangs with Jordan, Barkley, A-Rod.... come on now America... are you really that fucking naive to believe this man was not getting some ass on the side? sheesh

As for his wife she would be a fool to divorce him... just re-write the contract....

As for Tiger... dude... i hope you can get it together and recover form this....

i am Single but in a relationship.... I am not married so i am single....
why is it men seem to have no issue hitting on me even though i say i have a man
i say i am happy
they still try to plead their case...hell some of them are married....
for real dude... not interested... EVER

Dogging out my man, or trying to say what he is or is not.. it not going to win me over
telling me how many inches you have *or dont* how you want to eat me out, and smack it up flip it and rub it down is not going to win me over either....

If i was remotely interested..yes i would holla but NOT!!!!

now if morris, or hill harper or brad pit *yeah he is FOINE* yeah i would have to rethink some things...but if you look like biggie smalls or craig mack or shabba...yeah i am not impressed
even less impressed if you have no job, 20 kids and 10 baby mama's, no car, etc....

Now when i was single i could not buy a fucking date
in high school could not buy a date
but i reach the rip old age of 36 and all of a sudden i am whats hot in the street....NOT!!! lol

while i am flattered at times.... mostly i am just in awe of some folks insanity.......

I am hardly ever on myspace, but i got an alert i had a message and figured i would go clean out my inbox over there....and low and be hold there is this long fucking email from some looser in my box..... this was just too funny i have to share....

Hi! It just started raining here... Its getting cold as hell! I have to ask you... Have you've dated younger guys before? Well im 31... And here is the next question... Metaphorically speaking do you think im to young for you,? Have you ever dated anyone you've meet online? lol Ummm What do you do for a living? Hey! I have to ask you something? What are the chances that you could have me come out there and cater to you? I would do what ever you wanted me to do for you, including everything and anything you can imagine like (Manuel labor,Cooking,Cleaning,Fixing and repairing anything, This includes Electrical, Plumbing, Framing, Tile, Landscaping, Etc... I am a very good listener and compassionate & comprehensive thinker... I would if you'd like take care of any personal & private issues as well, and even give you intense and very passionate romantic excitement *WINK*WINK* if you desire it of coarse, Full body therapy with neck and feet massages,) Plus i would be getting a job immediately when i got there...That includes fastfood or what ever you have locally to obtain quick employment. I will help take care of any bills you may have. And most important! Listen to you and give you the best companionship you have ever had with a person... I am a Leo and a very Holy person but not excessive in preaching my beliefs. I am a Comedian..Musician that is very easy going. I will protect you and do pretty much anything you tell me to do... I hate California... I cannot stand it here anymore! I am serious! Im not joking... I know how to do many things and have to many skills to name them all off. I just need a mature woman to take care and charge of my life and pretty much tell me what to do and direct me... I know this may be the weirdest letter you may ever receive by a somewhat stranger, but i am in dire need of change in my life and i have little to no direction here in my current situation and environment , Plus i go by my 6th sense and that's why im writing this to you. I have not ever wrote anything like this to anyone. Age is just a number... I would be willing to do anything for you... Please write me back and tell me how you feel about what i just wrote you and im not trying to creep you out or be a weirdo because i am not a wacko or a weirdo! I have never been to jail! I have no criminal record. I find you to be very attractive and i am a very spontaneous energetic adventurous person as well... Write me back and tell me what you think and what i should do ok... I hope i didn't offend you in anyway shape or form... I could send you some really good pictures of myself so you can see that i am not ugly and fat and not to mention i could clear the snow for you everyday and make you breakfast in bed with hot tea! By the way my name is Jerry in case you had no idea what it was... I can't wait to hear back from you! Plus i love animals and im very good with children and i have belief in God. Ok hun until i hear back from you... I hope your having fun and not working to hard!
Yours Truly, *his name* the Great


My response:
lol i am 36 not 106 your not that much younger than me....
i have a man not interested....
have a blessed life
v

His response again:
Im sorry... You lose... Please discontinue contact... Thanks for playing but due to your poor answer... You Lose... Have a fabulous life.

My Response:
lol have a blessed life dear....

His last response:
Indeed The blessings shall surpass any unpaved paths to so called success...
No matter, Any blessing can only be chosen and placed upon by God.

Now i must admit i should not have replied the 2nd time but i could not resisit....
Now you are mad because i am in a relationship and i have no desire to have you live off of me while you look for a gig at a fast food joint.... lol but i loose....and discontinue contact.... you emailed me first.... thats what made me mail him again lol

Really did he expect to find me with open arms to just say yes dude i have never met in life move in with me and i will take care of you while you look for a job at a fast food place.... please move in with me and i will support the both of us....Yes i am a fat chick so i am so hard up for male attention i will take any any every loose off the street taht half way pays me a compliment lol
Or maybe he was off his meds today
IDK..... he can kick rocks and blow bubble...that was too freaking funny

Tales of MTA

So i have been commuting to work... I HATE IT i miss my car....maybe if i was working in DC it would not be too bad but i digress.....

Why was i at the bus stop the other day waiting for the #13 and some body farted...OMG it is too hot for all that foolishness.....

Yesterday my eyeballs were forced to wacth this couple play kissy face
then came the lady wearing capri's with pumps, they were casual capri's wth....smh
stay tuned for more

REST IN PEACE MICHAEL JOSEPH JACKSON

I reflected on the emotions of today. My sympathy for the Jackson Family, and the millions upon millions of people who where his fans. My heart goes out to his 3 children, I pray that all involved will do right by them.

I reflect back to my childhood, and why my tears at 36 flow freely for a man i never met. Through all the rumors and reports and so called "strange" or "weirdness" that it was said that Michael did, i remember Thriller. While i know he had a career well before Thriller, that is where my Michael Jackson memories start. Thriller was the first "adult" album i owned, and yes i still have it on vinyl. I loved every song on that album, i could sing every song on that album, i owned penny loafers *with quarters in them*(the start of my love of preppy), I had the buttons, posters, purses, books, etc. If it said MJ i had it, every thing but the glove and the jacket *yall know the jacket i am talking about*

Michael represents my childhood, a time that was a bit rocky cause my parents were splitting up, but the happy times of me trying to moon walk, of my family sitting around watching the Thriller Video like it was a movie. The play fights me and my Dad the uber Prince fan would have over who was better Prince or Michael *yall remember those*
MJ reperesnts those of us who were different, a little left *or right* of center. He was our retreat, our escape, and sometimes our friend. While the generation before us remembers him more as the kid who had a voice like a grown man, and the one after us remembers him as this larger than life icon, that was adored the world over.
But to my generation he is our childhood. The happy memories that we have *no matter how few there were*
This is why i cry and weap and my heart aches because it feels like my childhood the whole thing has died.

It did not even occur to me until he passed that i owe every MJ Album, Tape or CD he has released from Off The Wall on *i got off the wall after Thriller* I even have Blood on the Dance Floor on CD.....

So to Michael J. Jackson I pray you rest in peace, and know a generation of people will miss you more than you could ever imagin.

THERE BACK.....
I know you missed them....
TALES FROM BMORE

Yes i am having some car issues and so i am on the bus. I am not going all the way to DC i work in Hanover but i am still at the mercy of the MTA.....the Mighty Terrible Authority.....MTA SUCKS MONKEY BALLS.....
You know they have got to be one of the WORSE transit systems i have ever ridden...I would be suprised if they had a schedule cause they sure as hell dont fucking follow it....
Now the MARC train is cool it runs like it should but the buses?! Lawd have mercy. I have to take the 17 bus, one day it never showed up i had to call my coworker, another day i had take a cab. I have yet to take a chance on it coming on my way home, maybe i will try that tomorrow.

that is just half of it...the people that are on the bus...this is funny in its self
So i was on the bus today, some dude talking loudly about this white chick he is doing and how she is going to leave him for some football player..yes dude i needed to know all that
Friday some dude next to me farted....i swear my nose hair burned up
And he FASHIONS that these folks are wearing.....Do they look in the mirror...

Since when did wearing a size smedium shirt and you wear a size 3xl considered sexy....

Ok stay tuned and updated for more thoughts from the twisted brain of mine.....

Wow its been 3 years since i have blogged over here....
Well come back stay tune we will revamp and be back....

I started a sewing Blog http://sewingoesdiva.wordpress.com/
check it out...it is a bit more up to date....

i find it interesting that thoes who dont support hbcu's are always the first to say what they should or should not do.

Hampton U has come under fire from their stance on the business studnets "hair" code with no locs or cornrows. Many who did not attend black schools feel that they should support studnets who sport natrual hair. I guess since i have no issue with the rule, and having attended and taught at a black school i am not suprised.
Being natrual is a trendy, for some it might be a life style but i think a lot of folks its the latest trend and theya re following it. Now most schools are run by older black folks... older folks are not always the quickest to change... so it is not suprising that they have this code.
Many places in corporate america are still very consertive and some of these trendy hair styles are not accepted. That is not to say that they are right about it.. that is to say that they need to play the game to get what they want.

HBCU's are in the business of turning childern in to adults who can get a job once they graduate. I am sure HU is doing what they think is in the students best intrest to help them obtain gainful employment in the work place... Now the students do have options, they can transfer, wear a wig, change majors, or conform to what the university says.

it is not the earth shattering, life ending thing that some hair nazi make it out to be. But i guess since my hair wont ever be nappy, i just dont get it... which is fine...that makes life interesting....

HBUC'S are a great and wonderful thing.. and until you attend one you have no idea what it is like.